"My eyes are cornflower blue with sapphire around the rim and midnight blue around the pupil"

Just stop.  We’re not in a poorly written story from back in middle school.  If you want to say you have cornflower blue eyes, go ahead.  But stop trying to make your eyes sound cooler than they are.  My eyes? They’re blue.  Plain blue.  None of this sky cerulean baby blue shit.  The same goes for other eye colors too.  Stop trying to be a special snowflake, and accept the fact that your eyes are pretty much bland and probably fit in the standard categories of blue, green, brown, black, or gray. 

Also, the whole “my eyes change color based on my emotions!” thing? That’s caused by your iris (which is a muscle) contracting or relaxing, which makes the color look more condensed or spread out.  Your eye doesn’t legitimately change color.

There’s no reason to use ten different adjectives when describing your eye color.  Keep it simple and people will thank you.

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men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us


have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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I am going to the fair goddamit.


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