My test starts in eight minutes and I am stuck in the entry way of my house. Of course this would happen.

weekendplaylist:

tiny vessels // death cab for cutie

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

(via alexprince19)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via dyst0piandream)

(Source: nahshaw, via dyst0piandream)

  • Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
  • Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

(via massive-eriction)

(Source: endversesams, via fahwxee)